I'll take ANY opinions on this!!!?

I'm currently unemployed, but i am in college. Since age 16, i've never been able to keep a job. I would like to work but I dont know what i'd be good at or what would best suit me. I don't like retail or fastfood or anything like that. I'd prefer to sit at a desk or something. I would like to get started on something now so It will be easier when I finish school. How can I figure this out? What are my options with no experience yet? If it helps, My major is English.